HAHAHA okay, so this one’s gonna be a little cheesy but I was for loss at what to write about and typed in at ask.com “how to…” and this was the number one hit spot. Hmm, seems as if this may be the ‘source’ to where most boys learn the tricks of the trade! These are quite funny and some are very accurate so feel free to say your best pick up lines, or let’s see how smooth you actually are with the ladies. Have fun with it, I’m not posting this to actually be serious, being that this blog is strictly for entertainment purposes… These are some of my favorites found on wikiHow, and I will try my best to add a girl’s perspective and be as insightful as possible. Here we go:
How to kiss a gurrrl perfectly…
First thing you gotta know is, get the timing wrong, and things will turn awkward. Get it right, and well… you’ll know.
1.) “Make her comfortable by making a joke, but not too much - humor is statistically the most attractive quality. For instance, it’s probably not a good time to kiss that girl when you’re watching a movie where someone is being killed. Use a nice, romantic spot. Who doesn’t like a sunset, an empty grassy meadow under the stars, a deck on a lake at night,on the beach, a paddle boat at a friends pond at night, a private camp fire… you like her. Caution though, she will like it. But if she doesn’t seem to like it, resume what you were” (wikiHow). - I agree with this, because the mood of the environment definitely sets the tempo for the night, guys - don’t take her to meet your loud, obnoxiously rude roommates/friends right away… THIS WILL BE A TURN OFF, save that setting for about the second or third date when things are getting a little more serious. First dates are key, and if you really like the girl you will do anything to impress her - and not just to get in her pants either - it will be because she is what you are looking for.
2.) “Stare into her eyes and casually look down at her lips, and then look back up again. Move gently closer to her. Better to not ask a girl to kiss you, because that ruins the moment and you might lose your kissing chance. A kiss, especially the first, is about the risk. It’s about taking the chance with the girl and, hopefully, she will respond in a positive manner. If she doesn’t want to kiss you, you should be able to figure it out through body language” (wikiHow). Oooh baby, yes, this will most likely work - epecially if you are feeling the chemistry between the two of you. Get some balls and just go for it - the worst that can happen is that she gets totally creeped out and never wants to talk to you again… but hey, if that’s the case, it’s her loss right!? Ps. I’m preeetty old fashioned in the rules of the dating game so I don’t recommend girls going in for the first kiss - make him chase you! If he can’t summon the courage to make this first move he may need a little bit of encouragement - try flirting some more - or he may not be interested. Trust me, if a guy wants you, he will do anything to make sure he gets you - even if he has to carry your huge pink purse home from appys, while swinging your white stilletos on the other hand… (my boyfriend had to do this on his birthday when we first started dating ha).
3.) “Put your hand on her cheek” (wikiHow). - pretty self-explanatory
4.) “Go for it! Lean in for the kiss. Try a peck for your first kiss, then move on to longer, more passionate kisses when you’re both ready” (wikiHow). - Pecks are the key word here, girls, the biggest turn on to a guy is not being to easy or available. They love it, period.
5.) “Use the other hand to stroke her hair or neck” (wikiHow).
6.) “Pull away. Look deep in her eyes. You want the romantic way: “Thank You.” You want the funny way: “… cool.” (but not in a snobby way). This is up to you” (wikiHow). - this is a key point to the kiss, you want things to remain cool, not awkward cause this will make her feel uncomfortable.
7.) “Find what you were talking about before and keep going if you’re not kissing anymore” (wikiHow). - Agreed, very important, because it shows that you actually care what she has to say.
8.) “Remain normal after the kiss. You don’t want to leave any sort of bad impression” (wikiHow). -Again, by not acting normal, this will be a HUGE turn off to any girl… So keep your asthma attacks at bay haha ;)
Again, I thought this was funny and with this blog- feel free to start up some interesting conversation, make sure we keep it PG though please. Comments welcome! xoxo